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- A 'Beano' for young lawyers!?!?!?
- A bit 'crotchet'-ty?!?!?! (DOH!!!!)
- A bit too geeky for his own good?!?!?
- A Contrived Reduction Of Nomenclature Yielding Mnemonics!!!!
- A different type of white 'stuff'?!?!?!
- A Fanpage for... a webpad!!!!!!!
- A 'GNU' type of music!??!?!? (DOH!!!!!!!!!)
- A modern way of doing Post-modernist essays!!!!!
- A new lifeform- on your computer!!!!!
- A new Teletubby: 'Dipshit'!??!?!
- A phone processor?!?!?!?!?!?
- A radio band- XM!!!!
- A rival!?!?!?
- A (w)hole (Website) in one!!!!!!!!!
- A whiteboard with a difference!!!
- Abe's Exoddus
- Adaptec & Liquid Audio say: Burn It!!!!!!!
- Add a troll- and troll an Ad!!!!
- Age of Empires II
- Aha Mr Furby, I've been expecting you!!!!!
- Aha Mr Propeller-Head!!!! I've been expecting you!!!!!
- Ain't it Cool Gets heavily redone!!!
- All that technology just to do a radiogram!!!
- 'Ambient House' fans- read this!!!!
- And I thought my gramophones were old!!!!!
- And the final result is... Grtgykugfuyg RuityuY Bvxzbvnm!!!!!!!!!!
- Another European Heaven's Gate?!?!
- Another naughty Scottish Maggy on tha webby!!!
- Another Y2K prob- fundie terrorists!!!!
- Ant & Dec in decent TV shock?!?!
- Antifreeze- for plants!!!!!!!
- Antz- you can surf tha W3!!!!
- April Fool: Your clock's slow!!!!!!
- Are Blipverts here already!??!
- Are the security force called 'Buffalo Soldiers'!??!?!
- Argh! It's the Ads!!! Switch over!!!!
- Army on the streets by 2000?!?!
- Asteroids
- Astronomers become midwifes!!!!!
- Australia- we've got your orifice!!!
- Babylon now Babel!!
- Bags of fun- literally!!!!!!!!!
- Barney- the anti-Christ!?!?!?!
- BBC News Online- stop ripping us off!!!!!
- BBC says sorry!!!
- Be a Hollywood Prodigy!!!!!!!!
- Be a Propeller-Head - Literally!!!! (Almost!!!)
- Be really cynical!!!
- Beam Me Up- Literally!!!! (In both senses!!!!)
- 'Ben the Boffin' clone invents new encryption!!!!
- Beneath
- Bet Mulder's really cheesed off!!!!!
- Bet Nintendo's really happy this Xmas!!!!!!!
- Bet Reagan's really pleased now!!!!
- Bet their 'bedside manner' is pretty bad as well!!!!! (Ooh-err!!!)
- Big Bang Boom??!?!?!
- Big Brother Inside II: It Wasn't Really Switched Off!!!!!!!!
- Big with the Gigs!!!!!!!!!!!
- Biggy Euro Network launched!!!
- Bill Gates considers retiring!!!
- Bill Gates sponsors wages bill!!!
- Bill Gates threatens to pull 'plug' on Scotland!!!!
- Billboards- for little green men!!!!!!
- BioHazard Unit- for Mars!!!!
- Blinking computers!!!
- Block ads!!!!
- 'Blue Screen of Death' could literally kill you- thanks to a slug!!!
- Bolivian dinosaur: You're a wierdo!!!!
- Boris Yeltsin- a new breed of virtual pet?!??!!
- Break like the Wind!!!!!!
- Break your computer!!!
- ... But internet Shops want to make you happy!!!
- But is it hacking?!??!?!?!
- But where's George Cloony?!?!?!
- Buy Missy Elliot- it'll help the shipbuilders!!!!!
- Byte folded- but still going!!!
- Calamity!!!! It's the mega-portals!!!!
- Calculation in the service of terrorism?!??!?!
- Calculator of Death!!!
- Californian software engineers... take drugs!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Caligula: a Word virus!!!!!!!
- Calling them 'shades' is a bit stupid tho!!!!
- Car thieves: wear asbestos suits!!!!!
- Careless email costs lives!!! (Almost!!!)
- Catching the flu for a living!!!
- Cats Eyes- and brains!!!!!!
- Cecil G mk 2!!!!!
- Charles Bronson- on tha NetWeb!!!!!!!!!
- Cheap Computes!!!
- Chem Bros remix- in mp3!!!
- Children: you may be 'freightened' by this story!!!!!!
- Chips Challenge!!!! (Doh!!!!)
- Chips on tha web- literally!!!!!!
- CIH virus!?!??!
- Circuit City!!!!
- Clothes- with a command line!!!!!!!!!
- CNN readers want to be robots!!!!
- Co-pilots: for cars!!!!!!!
- Cobblers: hacking British satellite!!!!!!!
- Come the nuclear halocaust- you still can play Tetris!!! (And evade the KGB!!!)
- Comics!!!
- Computers = non-human intelligence?!??!
- Computing- with dots!!!!!
- Confess!!!
- Countdown- WITH Carol Vorderman!!!!!!
- Countdown- without Carol Vorderman!!!!!
- Crackers are cracking up- thanks to Wired!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Crappy Lampy on tha webby!!
- 'Cut' your own 'disc', man!!!!!!
- Daikatana: The next Quake?
- David Bowie- is his stomach rumbling?!?!?!
- Dead Hackers mail gets killed!!!!
- Deep Impact- we get our own back?!?!?!
- Deja FTP?!?!
- Deja Views?!?!?
- Demos on Japanese telly?!?!?
- Desktop Friendly demos!!
- Diamond MP3man delay lifted!!!
- Did Nostradamus predict the the Y2K bug?!?!?
- Digi really scrapes barrel!!!
- Digital Paper!!! (Erm, looks familiar!!!)
- Digital photo-faking - yawn!!!
- Digital TV is stupid!!!!!
- Digitial film- it's too good!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Disney glorifies looters!!!!
- Displays for 'vein' people!!!! (Doh!!!!)
- DIVX- 'astroturf'?!?!?!
- Do a spoof- with frames!!!!!!!!
- Do the 'South Park', man!!!!!
- Do they listen to Rock music?!?!
- Do they live under News Bridges!??!?!
- Do U(HF) know the way to San Jose?!?!?!?!
- Do you mind if we blow you up in a month!??!?
- Do your own crap TV prog!!!
- Doctor saves life... by email!!!!!
- Does this sound familiar?!?!?!
- Don't get ripped off by the Americans!!!
- Don't mess with us- we've got guns!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Don't send your art to this person!!!!
- Don't tell your 'top secret' recipie to these dudes!!!!
- Don't use MS Outlook if you want to threaten someone with violent death!!!
- Dracula will be pleased!!!!
- Drive on up- literally!!!!
- Easy as pie?!?!?
- Edit my book for me!!!!
- Einstien was wrong!!!!!!
- Electronic book... which is book-sized!!!!!
- Elmer's Cut and Build 3-D:
- Elvis: his relationship with Beavis!??!?!
- Email a rabble-rouser!!!!
- Email addresses to increase by 220 million!!!!
- EMail checker- by phone!!!!
- Encryption- with fish!!!!!!!!!
- Encyclopaedia Yahoo!!!
- End of the PCs?!?!?!
- Entire Internet laughs at sad photographer!!!!!
- Er, OK then- don't stock up with food for 2000!!!!
- Erm, not quite the Diana tribute you might be expecting!!!
- Erm, what do I vote, Mr Computer?!?!
- Estimate your chances of murder!!!!
- Even older computing farts!!!!
- Fast forward to the good bits!!!! (If there are any!!!!)
- Fight bacteria.... And get some more!!!!
- First full-length Internet Movie!!!
- First known Java virus!!!
- First major MP3 single!?!?!!
- First there were floppy disks, now... Floppy screens!!
- First time on the web!??!?!
- Five fruity flavours!!!!!!!!
- Fix ET's phone lines!!!!
- Flamewar central!!!!
- Flares back in fashion on the Sun!!!
- Flash Gordon- almost!!!!
- Flat screens by 2004?!?!?
- Flies won't like this development!!!!
- Footballers- goto Zone 14!!!!!!!
- Fox Mulder: Does he read this?!?!?
- Frank Black- on tha NetWeb!!!!!
- Frank Sinatra: a 'cowardly' 'hoodlum'?!?!?!
- Freaky Technology from Aqua-land!!!
- Free Computers with an internet account?!?!?!
- Free email telephone answering machine!!!!
- Free Radio stations?!?!?!?!
- Freeper jeepers!!!!!
- French story gets funny...
- Furby- he's really cut up!!!!! (Doh!!!!)
- Future of music: 'bazzar'?!??!?!
- Galaxies have macho bits!!!
- Games for Linux Geeks!!!
- Geocities mucks up pop-pups!!!!
- Get a Muddy for your Webby Sitey!!!
- 'Get Down' and 'Boogie'- on tha NetWeb!!!!!!
- Get down, Pluto!!!!!!!!
- Get some money from Microsoft- for a 'publicity stunt'!!!!!!!!
- Gillette can't be too pleased!!!!!!!!!!!
- Gimme a video, my good man!!!!!
- Give censorship a boot up the @#£$!!!!
- Give yourself a Zing?!?!?!
- Gives a new meaning to: 'photon torpedoes'!!!!!
- Go Bananas- literally!!!!!
- Go to a conference- literally (Not!!!!!!!!!)!!!!!!!!!
- Go to Japan- virtually!!!!!!
- Go to the cinema to see... Sky TV!!!!!!
- Going Down(load) to Rio!!!!!!! (Doh!!!!!!!!!!!)
- Goodbye Gates, hello Ballmer?!?!
- Googly search thingy!!!
- Gravity- on your browsey-wowsey!!!!!
- Greasy Spoon US-stylee!!!
- Great balls of fire!!!
- Guardian says- sell your MS shares!!!!!
- Hackers to protest against bad publicity!!!
- Hacking Hall of Fame!!!!!
- Hacking- in your genes!!!!!!!!!!!
- Hasbro buy Microprose!!!
- Have a good old shout- on tha netweb!!!!!!!
- Have a TV dinner- in a restaurant!!!!!
- HDs- you're at the blummin' limit!!!!!!!
- Hear voices in your head- thanks to Bandaii and Hasbro!!!!
- Heavy metal trees!!!!!
- Hedy Lammar vs Corel!!!!
- Here's one to think about...
- Here's the election results for tomorrow!!!
- Hexawords!!!!
- Hey!!! Let's build a spaceship!!!!!!!!
- Hit da Hut !!!! On da Net!!!
- Hmmm... Why am I suspicious?!?!?
- Hobbit questions!!
- Home Alone 3- on DVD!!!
- Homepage on tha NetWeb- literally!!!!!!!!!!!
- Hornet archive shutting down!!!!
- Hotwired re-launches yet again!!!
- How does a wearable work?!?!?
- How to deal with a stupidly long signature!!!!
- How to drive like a moron!!!
- I didn't shoot him, Judge- I was just radar-scanning him!!!!
- I had a good headline for this, but I forgot it!!!
- I saw mommy... doing something very naughty to Santa Claus!!!!
- I've got a 50 inch-er!!!!!!!! (ooh-err!!!!!!)
- 'I Wish I was Cool' News!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Ideas to make your 'box' hot!!!!!!!!!!!
- If it all goes wrong it in Fiji, you have 12 hours left...
- IF Sky TV fails, blame this!!!!
- If you didn't go to the prom... You're a geek!!!!!!!!!!
- If you HEAR Sid, tell him!!!!
- If you're on the internet- you're an exhibitionist!!!!!!
- If you read this, a virus will vapourise your Pentium!!!!!!!!!!
- If you want to be a 'hip man', go 'ape'!!!!!
- In the new millenium- play pinball!!!!!!!!
- Infinite bangs!!!!!!
- Installing a printer: the ballet!!!!!!!!
- Installing Linux can be fun!!!!!!!!!!
- Interactive TV!!! From Carlton!!!!!!
- Internet Tourbus!!!!!!
- Interstate 82
- Ion rocket: phut, phut... Vroom, vroom!!!!!!!!!!!
- Is Atom Ant to blame?!?!?!?!
- Is this where 'Magneton Pulses' come from in Star Trek?!?!
- Is your bot hot enough for this spot?!?!?
- ISS X-Force bust Cows 'orifice'!!!!
- It ain't cool now!!!
- It might make The Financial Times a bit more interesting!!!!
- It's 1999- let's pay money to Bill Gates!!!!!
- It's 243- in rodent years!!!!
- It's a 'poseur' of a program!!!!!!
- It's a Tragedy!!!! (Doh!!!)
- It's Alive!!!!!
- It's cool for Katz!!!!! (DOH!!!!!!)
- It's for Ya-hoo!!!! (DOH!!!!!!!)
- It's not just cricket- it's a lot more!!!
- It's so small, it's almost 'arm'-less!!! (DOH!!!!!!!!)
- It's too darn hot!!!!
- It's War... On Tha NetWeb!!!!!
- Jack Frost would like this computer!!!!!!!!!!
- Jack Hacked!!!!! (Doh!!!!!!!)
- Java Quake!!!!
- Jeremy Clarkson will be pleased!!!
- John Katz- watch out for the Trolls!!!!
- Jon Katz: I don't understand Linux!!!!
- Jupiter may have competition!!!!
- Just don't put any vinegar on it!!!!!
- Just don't send the film to the chemist!!!!!!
- Just don't tell Chris Evans about this!!!!!!
- Just get rid of the starlight!!!!
- Just like a text adventure- without the text!!!!!
- Just the sort of people you want building your graphics workstations!!!!!!!
- Ladies & Gentlemen... The greatest Rock 'n' Roll band in the world... Pentium P2 33MHz With Soundcard!!!!!
- Lego Builder
- Let's look through the square window!!!!!!!!!!
- Let's play golf- whilst watching South Park!!!!!!
- Like a colour Gameboy- only smarter!!!
- Like Ben the Boffin, only Irish!!!! (And female!!!!)
- Like Pingu, only smarter!!!
- Like the 'Brits'- only the music's really good!!!!!!
- Like Video- only wierder!!!
- Linux Babylon!!!!
- Little Green Men from... Jupiter?!?!?!?
- Little Green Men trapped under ice!!!!
- Loads of Usenet cancels!!
- Loch Ness Webcam!!!!!
- Look-In- and print an account balance summary!!!
- Look... No 'Phantom menance'!!!
- Looks like there'll be an 'Insurrection' now!!!!!
- Lots of procesa power!!!
- Luvely Jabber(ly)!!!!!!!
- Lyco buys Wired Digital!!!!
- Lycos: Wa ain't no portal, honest guv!!!!
- M&Ms: in pastel colours!!!!!!!!!!!!
- M-PEG Modules??!
- Magnetic Mindwarp!!!!!!!
- Make a Good 'Noise'- for free!!!!!!!!!
- Make your own radio news!!!!!
- Make your own stamps!!!!!
- Making a splash on the moon!!!
- Maybe the 'Snoopy' people are dieting!!!!
- Maybe they should ask Obi-Wan Kenobie!??!?!
- Memo to Security services- Don't put top secrets on tha W3!!!
- Memory controller for a microprocessor for detecting a failure of speculation on the physical nature!!!!!
- Merry Xmas!!!!!!
- Message to the hackers- thanks!!!!!
- Microdrives II!!! (They're back!!! And this time, they're ANGRY!!!)
- Microsoft: can we buy linux.com please?!?!?!?!
- Microsoft dumps RealNetworks!!!
- Microsoft not being very nice to it's friend!??!
- Microsoft read Slashdot!!!
- Microwaved experiments?!?!?
- Millenium MP3!!!
- Mills & Boon watch out!!!!
- 'Mind Reading' computers!?!?!?
- Minitel gets upgraded!!!!
- Mobile phones with a difference!!!!
- Moby Dick predicts the future!!!!
- Moggy on tha webby!!!
- Monolith gets broken!!!!!
- More Ad Banners- in the blank bits!!!!
- More mini thingies!!!
- More really good publicity for Linux games!!!!
- Move over 'Beverly Hills 92029201'!!!!
- Move over Jupiter!!!
- Move over Linux- here's Trinux!!!
- Move over mice- here's a 'pen-like' device!!!!
- Move over Slashdot, here's Cachedot!!!!
- Mozart's Musikalisches Würfelspiel!!!
- MP3 for Free?!?!
- MP3 sites review: Old Fart slags off MP3 lamers!!!!
- MP3s- from a wax cylinder!!!!
- MTV stage their own 'hack'!!!
- MUNG II!!!!!
- Museum of Questionable Medical Devices!!!
- NASA: We're full!!!!!!!
- Nasty stuff in your BIOS!!!
- Naughty Scottish maggy on tha Webby!!! (Or not- so far anyway!!!)
- Negativland CD-land!!!!
- Negativland not so negativ now!!!
- Negativland to make Teletubbies single?!?!
- Neighbourhood Watch for PC Dads!!!
- Nescafe- in air conditioners?!??!?!!
- Netly News gets netted and nutted!!!!
- Network Card has 'gigabits'!!!!!
- Network re-vamped!!!!
- Never heard of this 'trailer'- what is it again?!?!?!
- New Bond... New BMW!!!!!!
- New handy computey!!!
- New Multimedia searchy thingy!!!
- New York Times- in MP3!!!!!!!!!
- Newstrolls makes news!!!
- Next years MP3 players- according to Korea!!!!
- Nintendo can't be too pleased!!!!
- Norwegians can probe your bits!!!!!
- Not just Y2K!!!
- Not so Hotmail!!!!!
- Not very good 'Access' to data?!?!
- Not very smart chips?!?!
- Now- in living colour!!!!
- Now musicians can give a D.A.M!!!!!!!
- Now son- you've been hacking again, haven't you!!!!!!!!
- Now the news- with added blue bits!!!!
- Now this is a bit fast!!!!
- Now you can tell Chris Evans to shut up- and he will!!!!!
- NT ain't too good in the Navy!!!
- NT bods- You still need to watch your orifice!!!
- NTK takes a 'stand' on Crypto!!! (doh!!!!!)
- Obfuscate your C!!!
- Obfuscate your self in Perl!!
- Oh no, not more bloody asteriods heading towards Earth!!!
- Oi!!!! You're barred!!!!!
- OK, then cellphones really do cause health problems!!!!
- OK, we've been caught with our pants down over MP3 then!!!!!!
- Old before their time?!?!?!
- Old Fart in adventure terms!!!!
- Old Fart = No computing?!?!?
- Old ST Farts to meet again in next millenium!!!!
- Oldie ST demo to appear on PC!!!
- Oldies- how not to do it!!!!
- On the 10th aniversary of Acid House!!!
- Online shops in UK shock!!!!
- Online 'sit-in' at the Pentagon!?!?
- Oohh err missus- your cache is showing!!!!!!!!! (!!!)
- Operating System- for Lego!!!!!!
- Operation Desert Fox: RTFM!!!!!!
- Optical plastics- acting like a grown up!!!!!
- Our names go into space?!?!
- Out: Kenneth Starr!!!! In: Internet stocks!!!!!
- Out on a limb?!?!? (DOH!!!!!)
- Pack shot part 2!!!
- Palm Pilot: as used by car theives?!?!??!!
- PAndroid bounces back again!!!!
- Panto Banton mk II!!!!!!
- PC interface thingy for N64 and Playstation!!!
- PC on da TV!!!!
- PCs might have Y2.001K problem?!?!?!
- Peeping Tom on the web!!!
- Penfold... Shush!!!!!!!!!!!
- Pentium IIIs- you're banned!!!!!!
- People who mess around with Mario!!!
- Perfect Dark
- Perfect tie knot- mathematically proven!!!!!!!!
- PGP 6.0 in Europe!!!
- Phantom porn on Lords website!!!
- Pidgeons- don't go to New York!!!!
- Placido Domingo- with style sheets!!!!
- Play with your lego!!!
- Playstation Radiostation!!!!
- Pointcast- in the UK!!!!
- Polish dude from Heaven's Gate!!
- Portals: not really used as portals!!!!!
- Portals reach the UK!!!
- Presumably 'drugs help a lot' with this bunch!!!!!!
- Pretty bright 501s!!!!
- Price Wars at Star Wars!!!
- Projectionists- watch out!!!!!
- Pssst!!!!! Want this train?!?!?!!?
- Public Enemy- in MP4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Pull Furby's ears off!!!!!!!!!!
- Put another MP3 on the jukebox, baby!!!!!
- Radio East Milton- a division of MTV Networks!!!!
- Radio East Milton: 'Cool'!!!!!
- Radio East Milton!!!!
- Radio Times- East of Krakatoa!!!!
- Radio West Milton?!?!?!?!
- Radiograms for little computers!!!
- Rave on to tha hardcore beatz daddio!!!!
- Raytrace... in time!!!!!
- Read tha w3- on a 'pad'!!!!
- RealAudio- watch out for the 'wavelets'!!!!!!!!!
- Reality Plus- or minus?!?!?!?
- Really cool web design tips!!!
- Really intelligent shopping agent- with a really stupid name!!!!!!
- Really silly advice!!!
- Realplayer Killer!!!!
- Realtime Rain!!!!
- Rebel Yell- but not on MP3!!!
- Record your soundcard in Linux!!
- Remember the W3!!!!
- Renta-websites!!!!
- Repeat after me: '%^&&'!!!!!!!!
- Repton Returns!!!
- Robots- with big weapons!!!!
- Rocket in your pocket!!!!
- Rockin' MP3 player!!!!
- Romero does a new game!!!
- Saturn buyers have more fun!!
- Say hello to our new reader- the FBI!!!!
- Say hello to our new reader- the NSA!!!
- Say hello to our new viewer- Echelon!!!!! Or is it!??!?!
- Say hello to our new viewer- EROS!!!!!!
- Say hello to the new Mars astronaut- R2D2!!!!
- Say hello to Wireless Andrew!!! (And Hyperwave!!)
- Say hello to your new dental assistant- R2D2!!!!!!
- Scientest to clone himself!!!!
- Scotland- in Space!!!!!
- Scotland the Raw finally released!!!
- Scotland The Raw- The Unofficial Diablo II site!!!!!!!
- Scotland the Raw website back up again!!!
- Scotland the Raw website goes walkies!!!!
- Search Engines for Search Engines!!!!
- Secure!?!? No, it isn't!!!
- See bad movies with 'Jimmy Hendricks' in them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- See Holly on tha Telly- in HoloTelly!!!!!!!!!
- Send email anywhere in the world!!
- Send your email addrs- to China!!!!!
- Serial Doomsayer!!!!!!!!!!
- Serious 'Adult' stuffs!!!
- Several unimportant people shout about nothing really interesting!!!!!
- Shall we bring out the Gimp (for Windows)!??!?!
- Shooting yourself in the foot?!?!
- Shop- from your fridge!!!!!!!!
- Shopping: 'Resistance is Futile'!!!!
- Silicon Art!!!
- Silly advice!!!
- Silly Posty of the week!!!
- Sing like an idiot!!!!! On tha blower!!!
- Single chip cable modem....
- Six hours- that's a long sandwich!!!!!!
- Slashdot- a load of mugs!!!!!!!!
- Slashdot gets a kick in the pants!!!!!
- Slightly more relevant search thingies!!! (Or is it!??!)
- Smart Paint!??!?!
- Smile!!! (It ain't Tate & Lyle!!!)
- Smile- It's AOL!!!!!!
- Snotty Vomit Bully-Boys!!!!!
- Someone notices Atari show!!!
- Something to get cut-up by?!?!?!? (Doh!!!!!!)
- Sorry, our game's crap!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Space Invaders- on a prism?!??!?!?!
- Space station: boom, boom!!! Ion rocket: phut, phut!!!!!
- Spartan Horse!!!
- Speed of light slowed down a bit!!!!!!!!
- Spies shop at US Army Surplus!!!!
- Squish the web!!!!
- Star Trek: Deep Space... One!!!!
- Star Trek to fund 'First Contact'?!?!?!?!
- Stars on Playschool!!!!
- Start the millenium off with a bang- literally!!!!!!!!! (!!!)
- Steve Albini says- Record Companies are cowboys!!!!!!
- Stick man must die!!!
- Still Not-very Hotmail!!!!
- Stingey people read this!!!
- Strike a match- and serve a webpage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Surf your radiogram!!!!!
- Swedes might have cracked Internet Telephony!!!!
- T-Rex: You're a wierdo!!!!
- Take a tip from Smiley on the encryption!!!!
- Take a weight off your mind- literally!!!
- Taking Battle re-enactment a bit too far?!?!?
- Talk about missing the point!!!!
- Tama-fishy!!!
- Techno?!?!?! What's that?!?!?!?
- Technology- with tiny balls!!!!
- Ted Turner really knows where it's 'at'!!!!!!
- Teddy Ruxpin mk2!!!
- Teensy camera!!!
- Teensy proggies!!!
- Teleknises... Patented!!!!!
- Teletubbies dolls say naughty words!?!??!!
- Tell it to my heart- in an MP3!!!!!!!!
- Tetris dude dead!!!
- That browser's quite small- for a snake!!!
- That missing 'Save' function in RealAudio!!!
- That 'portal' is kids stuff- literally!!!!
- That quasar- is very far!!!! (away!!!!!!)
- That sounds very small!!!!!
- That supercomputer network's rubbish!!!
- The atmos in this nightclub is non-existant!!!!!
- The boring Usenet header bit...
- The Boys from Brazil (Redmond)!!!!
- The C64 is back!!!! (Again!!!!)
- The Ideal Xmas pressie- Plutonium!!!
- The Internet makes you depressed!!!
- The Internet might make you really depressed now!!!!
- The luck of the Irish!??!?!
- The mirrors in space are back on!!!!
- The most sarcastic newsgroup ever?!?!?!
- The next Herman's Hermits!?!?!?!?
- The 'Real Thing'- in a virtual sense!!!!!!!!!!!
- The Russians are not going to put a mirrors in space!!!!
- The Shamen are dead!!!!
- The start of "GatesGate"!!!!
- The Teletext Experience!!!!
- The Top Shop of Wearables?!?!?!?
- The trailer a trailer trailer?!?!?!
- The Ultimate Y2K prob!!!!
- The Van Koevering Interactive Piano!!!!!!!!
- The wireless gets tuned!!!!!
- The 'Write' stuff for computers?!?!?! (Doh!!!!!!)
- They'll certainly 'shout' about this!!!!!!!!!!
- They're watching you- in the office!!!!!!
- They wouldn't be welcome at a Quantum Las Vegas?!?!?!
- Thinking map gives you comics!!!!
- This 'art' is complete guesswork- literally!!!!!!!!
- This boat is a load of rubbish!!!
- This chemical's a buzz- literally!!!!!
- This club's not very interesting!!!!!!!
- This computing lark is chaos- literally!!!!!!!!
- This HD... doesn't move!!!!!!!!!!!
- This industry's 'skin deep'- literally!!!!!!!!!
- This Internet's not very good- let's start another!!!!
- This one's a card- literally!!!!! (Almost!!!!!)
- This page: 'Brilliant!!!!'
- This page: 'Wacky Shit'!!!!
- This shoe: sucks!!!!!
- This story is corrupting your morals!!!!!! (Apparently!!!!)
- This story's not about MP3- say IUMA!!!!
- This webcast is dead- literally!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Those Wacky Americans!!!
- Those wacky marketing people!!!!
- Thou rank dismal-dreaming clotpole!!!!!
- Tickle Me Elmo II!!!!!!
- Tinker, tailor, soldier... paparrazzi?!?!?!
- Tiny chips!!!
- Tired Jokes Week!!!!
- To boldly go where no HTML has gone before!!
- Tom Snyder- stop ripping us off!!!!!!!!!
- Tomb Raider III
- Tongue Scraping!!!
- Top Ten site- in Belgium!!!!!
- Toys in a not-final-version!??!!?
- Track satellites!!!
- Transform your internal architecture... by staring at GIF anims!!!!!
- Twiddle about on tha NetWeb!!!
- Type- with your brain!!!!!!
- Wait till they find out about the street-light problem!!!!
- Walden Internet Villages!!!!
- Want a light, Mr President?!?!?!
- Warners Bros TV broken!!!
- Warriors: draw your swords- literally!!!!!!!!!
- Washes whiter than white- but not THAT sort of white!!!!
- Watch out for that asteroid!!!!
- Watch out for the cow/horse, IRC people!!!!
- Watch out for the Girl Gamers!!
- Watch the Papua New Guinea tidal wave!!!
- Watch the telly- on the radio!!!! Whilst playing the old Joanna!!!!!!!
- Watch Tori Amos whilst loading a webpage!!!!
- We are sailing- on tha NetWeb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- We 'Be' not an MS competitor!!!!! (Arg!!! Nurse!!!!)
- We can't wait for 'RoncoRock' now!!!!!!
- We get a nice write-up in Maggie 26!
- We get in Melody Maker!!!!
- We get mentioned in Supernews 49!!!
- We get on telly!!!!!
- We get slagged off in Undercover 12!!!
- We know how this guy feels!!!!!!!!! (But only a little!!!!)
- We're all spacemen!!!!
- We're as blind as a bat on this subject!!!!!!
- We're Nerds and we're proud!!!!!
- We're the MP3 Crew!!!!!
- We're using an MS patent!!!!!!!!!!!
- We've forgotten our name!!!!!
- Web awards: yawn!!!!!
- Web Troma!!!!
- Web TV Watches you!!!!
- Website- against the Internet!!!!!!!
- Well, at least it's not the millenium bug!!!
- What a load of 'Big Poo'!!!!!
- What a nice wholesome music advert!!!!!
- What a Webby, er, cache!!!!
- What a 'wyde'-boy!!!!! (Doh!!!!!)
- What do you call this flippin' decade?!?!?
- What is Everything!??!
- What on earth's happened to Yell.co.uk?!?!?
- What's in a name- well, this crowd!!!
- What 'Star Wars trailer'?!?!?!?
- 'What would Jesus Do?'
- Where's that flippin' big rock gone?!?!
- Where's the sun gone??!?!?!
- Whizz!!! Bang!!!!! Click!!!!!
- Who needs Saddam Hussein!!!!!!!!!
- Who's being nasty to who!??!
- Who's got your name?!?!?!
- Why are you reading this, you worthless idiots?!?!?!?
- Will Blue Peter put their website in their 'capsule' now?!?!?!?
- Will Loaded team up with Ronco now?!?!??!!?
- Will they draw the line at this?!?!?!?! (Doh!!!!!!)
- Willy Wonky rumours!!!
- Win 98 users- don't boot your computer at 11:59!!!!!
- Windows 2000 already taken!?!??!?!
- Windows 2001- on a toaster?!?!?!
- Wired for MP3 (Sound)!!!!!
- Wired gets wired- to MP3!!!!!!!!
- Wired News also looks a bit different!!!
- Wiring off Wired?!?!
- Wise wire!?!?!
- Wood you believe it?!?!?!?!? (DOH!!!!!!!!)
- Woops, sorry, you're not a spammer after all!!!!
- World Cup Virus!!
- Wowsers!!!!
- Write your own crap story!!!
- Wrong sort of Nets?!?!
- Wurlitzer on tha W3!!!!!
- Y2K may lead to breaks- literally!!!!!!
- Y2K probs get nuked?!??!
- Yah boo sucks to Fraunhofer!!!!
- Yahoo makes a Yahoo over the Spices not being in Who's Who!!!
- Yahoo: overrated!!!!!
- Yahoo Suck!!!!!!!!
- Yahoo- the new Sunday Sport?!??!?!
- 'Yepp', we can play MP3!!!!!!!!! (Doh!!!!)
- Yet more bloody waiting for the 'apocalypse'!!!!
- Yet more really obvious Internet reporting!!!!!
- You can do a lot of 'gigs' with this!!!!!!!!!!! (DOH!!!!!!!!!!!)
- You can see right through this one!!!!!!!!!! (DOH!!!!!!)
- You can't spell it- but you CAN surf tha W3 with it!!!!!
- You don't have AIDS- you're just stoned!!!!!!
- You got zapped last month!!!!
- You'll need 'foresight' to see it!!!!
- You're a liar!!!!!
- You've Been Framed- on MP3!!!!!
- Young 'un Internet Advisor!!!
- Your body emits light!!!
- Your web page is on the line!!!!!