We've been watching a great program in the UK called "Killer Net"! This proggy is reely brilliant, it's like a "Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy" of the 1990s!!! It takes the piddle out of bad ITV dramas and those really funy films that act like they know about the Super Info Highway of the Net web! Ex-Police drummer Douglas Coupland, who now writes about "wired" and "Interactive" things says that in future years people will go to theme parties about really crappy "net" programs and films, just like they go to 70s nights at the moment! Well, this program will probably be one of the favourites!!! You can imagine in years from now people, instead of going "It's an ex-parrot! It has ceased to exist!", they'll be going "She's flamed yer! She's called yer a wanker on all the newsgroups!"

Well,being the far-ahead-of-time cool dudes that we are, we're going to be writing own completely original hilarious "net" tale, called KILLER NUT! (Though we'll probably have to change that sooner or later.)