Last updated: Sep 8, 2024 11:35

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The SENIOR DADS JUKEBOX!

You are obviously a sensible person of refined tastes and values, because you have arrived at the hub of sound creation itself! Yes, c'est moi, Dame Vera Lynn, cranking out da wicked badboy chunes from the killer wheelz o' steel. Well, actually, it's with the benefit of those mighty soundtrakka programs Protracker and Xbios Music Maker, but that's my metaphorical wheelz o' steel on the Atari, so fuck dat shit forra laff!

Enough of the bull, daddio, give us tha hardcore beatz!!

Okey-dokey- hit it maestro!

Is that all, Mr Music Man?

Quality, not quantity, that's my motto! [But there is more to come! Stay chunned!!!(!!) -Old Fart]

Peace.

Dame VL