Well, you"ve been wowed by our amazing demos and website, I"m sure you"ll want to know more about the members of our super-duper demo crew! So here are all the details!
| Senior Dads are... | ||
 Old Fart | Function in crew | Coder and designer! I code in pure 68040 on the Falcon. |
| How did he join? | I formed the bloody thing with Doddering Git at the Fried Place to Be 4, just half an hour before the deadline for a demo competition, and we did our first ground-breaking demo for the 96ktro competition in that half an hour!!! | |
| First computer | Atari 2600 console, and I saw a BBC Micro Model B at school. | |
| Any other comments? | Yes!WE ARE THE BEST!! | |
 Doddering Git | Function in crew | c0D3R & d33Z1neR 0V 0uR w3 pAg3Zz!!!!11 |
| How did he join? | m3t 0Ld fArT, d1D k1Ck aSs d3M0!!!!111 | |
| First computer | dRaG0n 32 | |
| Any other comments? | 2 3Vr3 1 3lS3 - g1V3 uP!!!111 w33 r00l!!!!111 | |
 Dame Vera Lynn | Function in crew | I do the most important stuff- the music. |
| How did he join? | I was the only one around who could handle the pressure of doing a killer soundtrack to a massive demo in half an hour. | |
| First computer | This is my first computer. If you"re any good at computers, you don"t need to have experience of older ones. | |
| Any other comments? | Life is a movie- are you playing the lead role or a bit part? | |
 Jackson Pollock | Function in crew | Art direction of demos is my bag! |
| How did he join? | The other guys were sorely needing a new artistic direction, so Doddering Git asked me to join the crew over a pint of snakebite at the Rolf Harris bar at the student union. | |
| First computer | Originally it was a Viglen PC but it was too inhuman, so I sold it and got a Mac instead. | |
| Any other comments? | Yes! I am mad ... ptang ptang beep beep two pencils up nose and a pair of underpants on my head!!!!! | |
 Colostomy Bag | Function in crew | Mega-Arexx Guru on the Phase 5 Vicorp Commodore Amiga 1300! |
| How did he join? | I was asked by the Atari lamers in the crew if I would produce/direct/design/choreograph a meisterwork of pure code on on the best computer in the entire existance of life, the universe and everything. (ie my computer!!!!!) | |
| First computer | Well, I first used a Commodore calculator from the 1970s when I was in my special needs Arithmetic class, and I could program in Arexx on that as well!! | |
| Any other comments? | 2B V ~(2B) = ? (If You can"t do Shakepeare in simpilified form, you shouldn"t be a programmer! BTW the answer is "empty set"!!!) | |